Use 16 words to explain why your cat killed you. 

A/N The game has you do 2d20 for a page number but my dictionary has 1500 pages so I’m going to do 3d20

Word 1

Roll: 3,4,6 = 72

Word: Around

Word 2

Roll: 1, 20, 5 = 100

Word: Balalaika

Word 3

Roll: 7, 2, 19 = 266

Word: Comedian

Word 4

Roll: 10, 2, 11 = 220

Word: cerulean 

Word 5

Roll: 6, 17, 10 = 1020

Word: Porch 

Word 6

Roll: 8, 10, 4 = 320

Word = Cuddle

Word 7

Roll: 6, 18, 11 = 1,188

Word:  shame

Word 8

Roll: 20, 9, 7 = 1,260

Word: steady 

Word 9

Roll: 7,1,3 = 21

Word: Affection 

Word 10

Roll: 7, 5, 10 = 350

Word: Deltoid

Word 11

Roll: 9,8,11 = 792 

Word: manage 

Word 12

Roll: 19, 8, 1 = 152

Word: Boot

Word 13 

Roll: 8, 7, 18 = 1108

Word: Resting

Word 14

Roll: 12,2,19 = 456

Word: Embrace

Word 15

Roll: 5,1,6 = 30

Word: Alcove 

Word 16

Roll: 18, 7, 11 = 1386

Word: Tweezers 

So we were sitting on the enclosed porch in the afternoon and Puffin decided she FINALLY wanted some affection so she sat on my lap for some cuddles. She’s a very proud little gal and she doesn’t like other people knowing that she loves me, but she does! 

So, it was around that time when the Balalaika Comedian came strolling down the street and saw us. She started to play a little song on it while coming up with a funny little ditty about Puffin. Puffin must have been so angry and shameful about being caught finally being nice that she wrested herself out of my embrace, launched herself off of my deltoids with her little needle tweezer claws and into the alcove above the bench. 

She then managed to swipe at the Bronze Boot, the one that was painted with the cerulean, and managed to push it from its resting place and straight onto my head, where I died. 

All because she didn’t want people to know she loved me!