Your Fucking Cat Killed You By Philip Jensen
Instruments: 2d20, Dictionary
Game Description
A short, mad-lib style game where you roll to see how many words, you'll use to describe your death by your cat's paws, and then roll again to see which page of the dictionary to find these words.
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Word Count: 346 Played: Nov 4, 2023
Use 16 words to explain why your cat killed you.
A/N The game has you do 2d20 for a page number but my dictionary has 1500 pages so I’m going to do 3d20
Roll: 3,4,6 = 72
Word: Around
Roll: 1, 20, 5 = 100
Word: Balalaika
Roll: 7, 2, 19 = 266
Word: Comedian
Roll: 10, 2, 11 = 220
Word: cerulean
Roll: 6, 17, 10 = 1020
Word: Porch
Roll: 8, 10, 4 = 320
Word = Cuddle
Roll: 6, 18, 11 = 1,188
Word: shame
Roll: 20, 9, 7 = 1,260
Word: steady
Roll: 7,1,3 = 21
Word: Affection
Roll: 7, 5, 10 = 350
Word: Deltoid
Roll: 9,8,11 = 792
Word: manage
Roll: 19, 8, 1 = 152
Word: Boot
Roll: 8, 7, 18 = 1108
Word: Resting
Roll: 12,2,19 = 456
Word: Embrace
Roll: 5,1,6 = 30
Word: Alcove
Roll: 18, 7, 11 = 1386
Word: Tweezers
So we were sitting on the enclosed porch in the afternoon and Puffin decided she FINALLY wanted some affection so she sat on my lap for some cuddles. She’s a very proud little gal and she doesn’t like other people knowing that she loves me, but she does!
So, it was around that time when the Balalaika Comedian came strolling down the street and saw us. She started to play a little song on it while coming up with a funny little ditty about Puffin. Puffin must have been so angry and shameful about being caught finally being nice that she wrested herself out of my embrace, launched herself off of my deltoids with her little needle tweezer claws and into the alcove above the bench.
She then managed to swipe at the Bronze Boot, the one that was painted with the cerulean, and managed to push it from its resting place and straight onto my head, where I died.
All because she didn’t want people to know she loved me!