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Word Count: 616 Played: Nov 14, 2024
Roll: 8, Chupacabra
Roll: 6 Million
Sold
Decision: Sell
For Sale: A delectable creature spouting long hairless ears, a short stubby tail, also without hair, and two long fangs. This creature will be the talk of any party and is sure to impress any guest no matter how worldly.
Buy Roll: 3, No Buyers
Decision: Eat
Money Total: 19
Roll: 5, Leprechaun
Price Roll: 5 Million
Sold
Decision: Sell
For Sale: This delightful fellow is sure to bring a smile to the faces of all who behold. With a tip of his hat and a wink from his jolly face, your day will brighten and you might even be lucky enough to find his pot of gold.
Buy Roll: 7, No Buyers
Decision: Display in own home
A Warning to all Housekeepers: Do not approach alone! Do not stick your fingers in the cage! Whatever you do, do not listen to him, he will tell you whatever lie he needs in order to be free. Do not believe him, he will kill you if given the chance!
Money Total: 14 Million
Roll: 7, Sphinx
Price Roll: 7 Million
Decision: Eat.
Money Total: 7 Million
Roll: 4, Griffin
Price Roll: 10, too high!
Decision: Decline -5 Million finders fee
Money Total: 3 Million
Roll: 9, Banshee
Price Roll: 7 Million 3 Million (Able to reduce the price by appealing to our history and reminding him of a certain incident)
Decision: Eat
Money Total: 0
The Menu: Banshee, Sphinx, Chupacabra
Guest Roll: 3, Mrs. Williams & Mrs. Williams, and Mr A. Tenennt.
Seating Chart: Mrs Williams will be seated next to Mrs Williams and Mr A. Tenennt will be seated next to me.
Notes: After the disaster last time, I have decided to reduce the amount of guests to no more than 5 total participants. Unfortunately Mr. Jimson was unable to attend so there will be a total of four people, including myself, dining tonight.
To the Staff: After the meal we will retire to the parlor for additional drinks, cigars, and light conversation. All staff except for Mr. Connor, and the chef may retire at their regular times.
Ingredients: Olive Oil, Onion, Red Wine, Thyme, Rosemary, Vegetable Stock, Fresh Goat's Blood, Chup. Ribs
Instructions: Brown the meat and set aside. Then bring the blood to a slow boil before adding the stock, then the additional ingredients. Cook for 10 minutes then add the meat and cook for 45 more minutes.
Ingredients: Olive Oil, Garlic, Red Chili Flakes (extra), Mint (Must be fresh!), Sphinx Hocks
Instructions: Be sure to make plenty of sauce, sphinx tastes like dirt and you need to cover it up! Otherwise cook like you would lamb.
Ingredients: Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Peppers, 3 TBSP Banshee Tears, Onions
Instructions: PLUG YOUR EARS BEFORE PROCEEDING. Make sure to collect enough tears, the guest should be WEEPING while eating this!
Puree all ingredients until smooth. Served Cold.
Leftover Prices
Mrs. and Mrs Williams: 2 Million
Mr. A Tenennt : 6 Million
The Williams weren't that impressed, but still requested the remaining Gazpacho. I still have the banshee so I could let them take it for a reasonable price. She should still be around a couple more years to provide the tears, provided the staff doesn't do anything foolish.
Tenennt loved the Sphinx so much, I charged him double for it. He didn't seem to realize. I just hope he doesn't realize that what makes it good was the sauce, something you could get any half-way decent chef to make.